I’m too agile! (with apologies to Right Said Fred)

A Mastodon post inspired me to ask ChatGPT to compose a song about agility in a Weird Al Yankovic take on Right Said Fred’s “I’m too sexy”.

Hope you like it!

Verse 1: I’m an agile developer, hear me code I’m always delivering, never on the road I’m working in sprints, and I’m doing just fine I’m always on time, and my code is divine

Chorus: I’m too Agile, for your waterfall ways I’m too Agile, for your slow and delayed days I’m too Agile, for your old fashioned ways I’m too Agile, and my code always amazes

Verse 2: I’m using Scrum, and Kanban too I’m always improving, and my team is true blue I’m embracing change, and it’s all for the best I’m always ahead, and I’m passing the rest

Chorus: I’m too Agile, for your waterfall ways I’m too Agile, for your slow and delayed days I’m too Agile, for your old fashioned ways I’m too Agile, and my code always amazes

Bridge: I’m sprinting to the finish, and I’m never done I’m always moving forward, and I’m having fun I’m Agile, and it’s the way to be I’m Agile, and my code is the key

Chorus: I’m too Agile, for your waterfall ways I’m too Agile, for your slow and delayed days I’m too Agile, for your old fashioned ways I’m too Agile, and my code always amazes

Outro: I’m Agile, and it’s the way to go I’m Agile, and my code is always flow I’m Agile, and I’m never slow I’m Agile, and I’m always in the know.

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